attains:

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

(via decemmberismm)

ipoog:

i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna fuck attitude

(via crystallized-teardrops)